Advance   These are some lies we made up about Advance. The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has regularly been made out late at night fluttering over the Goose Pond Hills. Johann Sebastian Bach is often spotted in Bootheel Planning Region in the early morning hours startling people.      An alien voyager from outer space has been perceived on several instances at a pay phone in Advance using the telephone. An extraterrestrial from space may often be observed at the stroke of midnight drifting down Ash Slough. The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be observed over and over again facing the bystander up on the highest spot of Baker Hill. A dark cat that transformed into a woman has once in a while been seen at Andersons Whippoorwill Farm Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the vista. People who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Advance local person.   More Lies About Advance On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Advance Submit a lie about Advance, Missouri: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Missouri Fun things to do in and near Advance.   Bloomfield Billiards,  Amusement Park, Bloomfield, 12 miles away Dexter Bowl,  Bowling, Dexter, 17 miles away Other untruthful towns near Advance, Missouri: Brownwood, Missouri, 3 miles away Sturdivant, Missouri, 7 miles away Leopold, Missouri, 9 miles away Perkins, Missouri, 9 miles away Bell City, Missouri, 11 miles away Zalma, Missouri, 12 miles away Bloomfield, Missouri, 12 miles away Marble Hill, Missouri, 12 miles away Whitewater, Missouri, 14 miles away Burfordville, Missouri, 16 miles away Ghost Sightings From Advance