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A giant roebuck is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions hurling pebbles on the summit of one of the heights in the Goose Pond Hills before sunrise.

The phantom of a lady with a bag bound around her head can every so often be spotted stacking pebbles in Bootheel Planning Region in the early morning hours. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Advance.

A large bloodcurdling ghost has frequently been noticed struggling out of a storm drain on an Advance avenue before sunrise. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost may well be a famous former time dweller of Advance. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
    
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system is regularly distinguished at Ash Slough before dawn chucking rocks into the water.

The ghost of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions up on the pinnacle of Baker Hill eating a chicken drumstick.

A colossal mink may often be witnessed at Andersons Whippoorwill Farm Lake Dam late in the night taking in the scenery.

An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently on a dark night struggling out of Dark Cypress Swamp drenched in filth.
 

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