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These are some lies we made up about Adrian.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been observed enjoying the panorama at Adrian Reservoir Dam very late at night.
An ET from planet Mars is every now and then seen in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been said to have been observed on a few instances raking leaves in the front yard of a residence in Adrian.
An extremely large bunny can from time to time be witnessed floating down on Big Deer Creek before dawn.
A massive gopher has often been made out up on Long Mound drinking blood from a container.
A space invader is repeatedly distinguished taking a rest on a couch in a mobile home in Adrian.
Socrates has allegedly been made out on frequent instances swallowing chlorine under a lamppost in Adrian.
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Ghost Sightings From Adrian
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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