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Cinderella has every so often been seen throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Buros Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Venus is every now and then spotted trying to grip something at night by a mailbox in Woodston.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe has been seen on a handful of instances meditating in Webster State Park at the park headquarters. Local people who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Woodston resident.
An extremely large puppy can once in a while be observed seated at a coffee table in a Woodston mobile home rearranging orbs about.
A space invader from space is frequently witnessed striding through a building in Woodston.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodston
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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