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These are some lies we made up about Wichita.
A lady having the head of a beast showed up shining a lamp in the middle of Big Slough. There have been other accounts regarding this phantom in the neighborhood. It has been argued that this individual phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Wichita before the present.
An martian tourist from outer space was perceived walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Wichita avenue.
An extraterrestrial from another world has frequently been spotted pushing orbs about in Air Capital Memorial Park late in the night.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions staring through mobile home windows in Wichita late at night. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is that of a local resident who had a home here in Wichita some decades ago. In any event, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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massive tiger may regularly be observed watching movies in a Wichita living room after midnight.
Julius Ceasar can be observed over and over again browsing through trash cans on a Wichita residential road.
A space man has every so often been distinguished near Cheney State Park going nuts.
An alien explorer from space is sometimes
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noticed on a Wichita residential street very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking female dressed in a bloody prom dress has been made out on frequent occasions staring at a woman snoozing on a couch in a residence in Wichita. Many people who live here declare this ghost enjoys scaring unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Wichita.
A very large hare can every so often be witnessed in a hardware store in the Wichita area.
A Pteranodon has regularly been witnessed trying on a hat in a Wichita residence.
A decapitated lady is frequently made out poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Wichita.
A gigantic chipmunk has purportedly been seen on many instances playing a harpsichord in a Wichita apartment.
A giant impala may often be distinguished in a Wichita secondary school at the stroke of midnight wandering the halls.
A space man from another planet can be noticed repeatedly in a mirror in a Wichita apartment; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
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extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has once in a while been noticed in a residence in close proximity to Wichita.
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Ghost Sightings From Wichita
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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