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These are some lies we made up about Wellsville.
An alien voyager from space has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances watching the panorama from the apex of Fowler Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has often been perceived taking in the view at Baldwin City Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from deep space is often noticed in Mears Park before sunrise pulling a dead body through some bushes.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can often be perceived appearing frightening very late at night by a mailbox in Wellsville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has once in a while been observed by East Fork Tauy Creek facing the viewer.
A gargantuan chinchilla is sometimes observed resting at the kitchen counter in a Wellsville building yelling at the onlooker to beat it.
The ghost of an eleven feet high enormous person has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances marching through a flat in Wellsville. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Wellsville resident.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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