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These are some lies we made up about Wamego.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object was spotted in a Wamego area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is often distinguished seated at a coffee table in a Wamego house shouting people's names. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Wamego.
A space man from planet Pluto has supposedly been witnessed on many instances in the center of Adams Creek turning toward the watcher.
A gigantic goat can regularly be observed strolling through a mobile home in Wamego.
The ghost of a guy wearing a military uniform can be witnessed very often riding on a stallion down a highway near Wamego. No matter what people verbalize, this spirit undeniably is scary; one that any normal person would not want to encounter.
A space alien from another solar system has every now and then been
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distinguished outside the entrance to Tuttle Creek State Park going wild.
Ludwig van Beethoven is every now and then seen wandering through an apartment near Wamego.
A gigantic whale is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances obliterating a bag by the entrance to Homestead National Monument of America.
A Megalosaurus
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can sometimes be witnessed at a coin operated phone in Wamego talking on the telephone.
An extremely large platypus has often been made out trying to locate a book by a deserted highway near Wamego very late at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is repeatedly witnessed being in an empty home in Wamego.
A very large doe may regularly be spotted standing by a deserted highway close to Wamego.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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