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These are some lies we made up about Victoria.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost can be witnessed repeatedly by Mud Creek clutching a human skull.
The ghost of a young woman having on a bloody wedding gown has every so often been noticed in a wild area near Victoria.
A decapitated female is rumored to have been seen on many instances waving to cars by the side of a shady road outside Victoria.
An alien explorer from another solar system may sometimes be made out dispatching a package at a Victoria post office.
A gigantic giraffe has often been seen conversing into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
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Ghost Sightings From Victoria
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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