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These are some lies we made up about Vermillion.
The spirit of a young lady clothed as a maid has regularly been distinguished hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Ackerman Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive mole has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions scrambling up from a manhole on a Vermillion residential road after midnight.
The ghost of a homeless man can often be witnessed poking around in mailboxes late at night in Vermillion. If you listen to what the locals allege, this spirit is the undead spirit of a long gone Vermillion local.
An martian tourist from space has occasionally been distinguished in a Vermillion highschool at night marching the halls.
An ET from space is now and then made out in Tuttle Creek State Park outside the park headquarters looking.
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Ghost Sightings From Vermillion
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Ghost Sightings From Vermillion
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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