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These are some lies we made up about Utica.
An extraterrestrial may occasionally be seen at Cottonwood Creek around midnight chucking boulders into the current.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has frequently been distinguished in a Utica highschool after midnight striding the corridors.
An ET from planet Jupiter is repeatedly witnessed in a building next to Utica.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg has been spotted on a few occasions in a Utica area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
An ET from another galaxy may regularly be made out searching for a man in Cedar Bluff State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Utica
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Ghost Sightings From Utica
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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