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These are some lies we made up about Spivey.
A space man from planet Mars was observed by Allen Creek burrowing a crack.
An incredibly creepy ghost materialized mounding stones in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Spivey. The arrival of the bystander startled the ghost who then faded away. Any which way, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space alien from another planet was distinguished downing blood from a mug in Cheney State Park at the park headquarters.
An extremely large chinchilla was perceived staggering through a residence in Spivey.
The ghost of an elderly lady holding a gun has regularly been noticed striding through a building in the vicinity of Spivey. A number of of the people who live in this town claim this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Spivey long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Spivey
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Ghost Sightings From Spivey
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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