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These are some lies we made up about Simpson.
An extremely large rabbit has purportedly been perceived on several instances burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Shanks Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an airplane pilot can every so often be made out dragging a corpse from the cold water of Asher Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has often been observed gardening in the front yard of a house in Simpson.
The menacing phantom of a Barbarian is frequently perceived by a person hiking along a trail close to Simpson.
A man that turned into a vampire has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances reading a tabloid near Glen Elder State Park.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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