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These are some lies we made up about Shawnee.
The spirit of a 10 feet tall huge giant has from time to time been noticed by Black Swan Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The ghost of a teen girl is now and then witnessed trying on clothes in a Shawnee apartment.
A form with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances smoking a pipe down at the water at Quivira Lake. Regardless of what people say, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to run into after midnight.
A very large gnu can every now and then be witnessed scrambling out from a manhole on a Shawnee residential street around midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus was made out in Antioch Park after midnight hauling a cadaver over rocks.
An ET from another solar system appeared snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Shawnee.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Shawnee residence.
An extraterrestrial
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from Pluto came into view in a Shawnee school late at night pacing the corridors.
A giant civet was distinguished in the center of Betts Creek struggling to snatch something.
A space man from another galaxy was witnessed outside the entrance to Hillsdale Lake pondering.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been distinguished in a
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mirror in a Shawnee apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
An alien vacationer from another world is regularly made out seeking a box by a parked truck in a Shawnee parking lot after midnight.
A space man from another galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances looking bloodcurdling at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Shawnee.
A Velociraptor can be seen very frequently strolling through a flat in Shawnee.
A colossal hippopotamus is every now and then spotted traveling on a pony next to a road in the vicinity of Shawnee.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has been witnessed on a few instances at a pay phone in Shawnee making a phone call.
A woman having a spear in her head has repeatedly been observed strolling through a Shawnee neighborhood graveyard.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian warrior has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions spending time in a vacant structure in Shawnee. According to the locals, this ghost
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enjoys startling foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Shawnee. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that any sound person would not want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Shawnee
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Ghost Sightings From Shawnee
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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