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These are some lies we made up about Severy.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can be witnessed often drinking water at Severy City Dam at midnight. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Julius Ceasar has every now and then been perceived chucking pebbles into the stream at Durham Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET is sometimes observed hovering in the air like a balloon in Severy.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been made out on many instances gazing at a woman snoozing on the floor in a home in Severy.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs etched into his hand can every now and then be noticed in a store in the Severy neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Severy
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Ghost Sightings From Severy
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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