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These are some lies we made up about Scammon.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag fastened around her head has purportedly been noticed on several instances howling at the bystander to leave on the shore of Mineral Lake.
A colossal yak may every now and then be noticed in a home close to Scammon.
A space invader from outer space was distinguished trying to locate a box under a parked pickup in a Scammon parking lot very late at night.
An extremely large cow was distinguished in a Scammon area store, striding the aisles.
A big creepy ghost came into view in Mined Land Wildlife Area in the early morning hours searching for a box. The viewer was terrified and fled. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Scammon
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Ghost Sightings From Scammon
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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