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These are some lies we made up about Sawyer.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can be made out frequently staring mid stream in Crooked Creek. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless man has every now and then been distinguished looking at people in a Sawyer building through a peephole. People allege that this phantom loves terrifying unwise folks who are courageous enough to upset the serenity in Sawyer. Either way, it's a frightening ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has been noticed on one or two occasions in a wild zone near Sawyer.
A huge ewe can from time to time be distinguished sending a container at a Sawyer post office.
An alien explorer from another solar system was observed gulping gas from a gas pump at a refueling station in Sawyer.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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