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These are some lies we made up about Salina.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object can be made out repeatedly looking at people in a Salina building through a peephole.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote has from time to time been seen moving orbs around in Kenwood Park at midnight.
An martian vacationer from deep space is from time to time distinguished in a wild zone in the vicinity of Salina.
A giant porcupine has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances at Dry Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging boulders into the water.
An alien from another world can every so often be noticed mailing a box at a Salina post office.
A female devoid of a head was noticed at Saline County State Lake Dam before sunrise yelling at the witness to leave. The ghost was ingested by the air after being perceived.
The spirit of a young lady with a wire around her neck was observed verbalizing into the air as if someone in addition
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was present. Panic stricken by the witnesses the ghost withdrew into the dark. Folks here who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Salina some time ago. One thing's for sure, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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was distinguished walking a Great Dane very late at night on a shadowy Salina road.
A colossal lamb was made out swallowing blood from a jar right by the entrance to Kanopolis State Park.
A guy lacking a head has often been seen peeping through flat windows in Salina very late at night.
A Chupacabra is often spotted watching TV in a Salina living room at midnight.
An ET has been perceived on frequent occasions searching through garbage container on a Salina lane.
An extremely menacing ghost can regularly be perceived suspended in the air like a balloon in Salina.
The ghost of an old prospector with a large beard and a wooden left leg can be seen very often staring at an old man snoozing in a bed in a home in Salina. People here assert that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Salina many years ago.
The phantom of a flight attendant has occasionally been noticed trying on a shirt in a Salina house. One of the locals confidently alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from
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startling people who are bold enough to upset the serenity in Salina.
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Ghost Sightings From Salina
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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