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These are some lies we made up about Rantoul.
A space man from Pluto is known to have been made out on a few occasions excavating a hollow in Mears Park late at night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can frequently be noticed by Cockers Branch stacking pebbles.
A space alien can be distinguished repeatedly in a convenience store in the Rantoul vicinity.
The phantom of a young guy wearing a confederate uniform has from time to time been observed trying on socks in a Rantoul mobile home. People who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Rantoul local resident. No matter what, it's sure a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extremely large waterbuck is occasionally made out ascending up from a storm drain on a Rantoul avenue around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Rantoul
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Ghost Sightings From Rantoul
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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