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These are some lies we made up about Pratt.
Christopher Columbus can be witnessed repeatedly watching shows in a Pratt living room at night.
A space invader from planet Mercury has occasionally been perceived on a Pratt street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large canary is sometimes perceived concealing a body by a large boulder in Lemon Park very late at night.
A female with a bottle-green face has been said to have been spotted on many occasions gazing at an old woman slumbering in an armchair in a flat in Pratt. One of the locals determinedly argues that this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the serenity in Pratt.
The ghost of a delivery man was distinguished fly fishing from the water's edge of Pratt County Lake before dawn. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the onlooker who then escaped.
A feminine person was perceived in a shoe store in the Pratt vicinity. This individual ghost has been witnessed very frequently in
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this place. Several of the residents argue this ghost can be the soul of a local person who died here in Pratt long ago.
The phantom of a female with satanic symbols cut into her cheek came into view creeping out of a manhole on a Pratt residential street at midnight. There are many accounts involving this ghost in the neighborhood.
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Icthyosaurus was spotted performing a tune on a piano in a Pratt building.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth has repeatedly been observed in a mirror in a Pratt mobile home; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror. It has been alleged that this specific ghost may be a well-known old days resident of Pratt.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest is repeatedly witnessed looking for a shoe beneath a parked Nissan in a Pratt parking lot before dawn. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Pratt.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances in a Pratt area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from another planet may frequently be observed shouting at the onlooker to stay away late at night by a road sign in Pratt.
The phantom of a guy having half his head gone may be seen time and again resting at a table in a Pratt mobile home chucking
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Ghost Sightings From Pratt
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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