Portis

 
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Goldilocks is frequently made out staying in an uninhabited home in Portis.

An alien voyager from another galaxy has purportedly been observed on frequent instances traveling on a motorcycle on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Portis.
    
A massive pronghorn may be observed very frequently looking at the water by Osborne Diversion Dam after midnight.

An alien from another solar system has every so often been spotted drifting by on Covert Creek at night.

A semi see-through gentleman clad as the captain of a oil tanker is from time to time witnessed in a Portis flat.

 

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