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These are some lies we made up about Penokee.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human being inside was distinguished in a restaurant in the Penokee vicinity. Freaked out by the watchers the ghost departed into the dark. Several of those who live here assert this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Penokee some time ago.
An martian explorer from outer space was observed trying on a shirt in a Penokee home.
Vasco da Gama has regularly been distinguished drifting along Brush Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head is repeatedly noticed creeping out from a storm drain on a Penokee avenue after midnight.
A sizeable menacing ghost has been said to have been observed on a few instances nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Penokee.
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Ghost Sightings From Penokee
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Ghost Sightings From Penokee
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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