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These are some lies we made up about Paradise.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can every now and then be witnessed scaring folks in the center of Eagle Creek. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
A space alien from another solar system was noticed searching through garbage cans on a Paradise residential street.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge white mustache materialized on a Paradise lane in the early morning hours. When the spirit was spotted it faded away into the air.
A space invader was observed suspended in the air like a blimp in Paradise.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head emerged going berserk in Wilson State Park near the park headquarters. The spirit was gobbled up by the thin air after being made out.
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Ghost Sightings From Paradise
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Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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