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Ferdinand Magellan can every so often be spotted in a building outside Ottawa.

The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed pulling a corpse across the ground in Forest Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
The ghost of an engine driver came into view seeking a bag under a parked car in an Ottawa parking lot at midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed repeatedly in the neighborhood. Regardless of what, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.

A gargantuan cheetah was witnessed flashing a light up on the summit of Sand Hills.

A colossal hamster came into view hovering across the Sand Hills before dawn.

A space invader from planet Neptune was perceived tossing rocks into the flowing water at Appanoose Creek around midnight.
 

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