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These are some lies we made up about Oketo.
The spirit of a grower having on a farmer hat was witnessed floating by on Blodgett Creek late at night. The phantom was gobbled up by the night after being noticed. Any which way, it is in all certainty a chilling ghost that you do not want to come across on a dark night.
A giant salamander materialized gazing at the water by Barneston Power Plant Dam before dawn.
A gargantuan fox was made out weeping beneath a lamppost in Oketo.
An ET from another galaxy became visible in Oto and Missouri Agency Historical Marker late in the night burying a dead body by a large rock.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered prom dress was made out pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Oketo lane. When seen the ghost came up to the onlooker who then fled. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that any wise person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Oketo
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Ghost Sightings From Oketo
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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