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These are some lies we made up about Oberlin.
A space invader from another planet is occasionally noticed in a house in Oberlin.
A huge bat has supposedly been perceived on many occasions dragging a body over the grass in Oberlin-Sappa State Park around midnight.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her chest may now and then be perceived at Cotton Creek very late at night chucking pebbles into the flow. In any case, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not interrupted.
A big terrifying giant was observed at the stroke of midnight studying Rock Draw in detail.
The phantom of a bound up lady came into view in an Oberlin apartment. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed very frequently nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Oberlin
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Ghost Sightings From Oberlin
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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