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These are some lies we made up about Norton.
A space alien from another solar system emerged going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Norton residence in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed at Robinson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling boulders into the flowing water.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is repeatedly spotted up on Horseshoe Hill excavating a cavity.
A Brachiosaurus has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions at Norton Dam late at night devastating a picture.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a maid may repeatedly be spotted near the entrance to Prairie Dog State Park glugging down blood from a jar. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Norton local person. Well, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
An martian explorer from deep space can be
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made out time and again seeking a glove in Norton Wildlife Area very late at night.
The spirit of a homeless gentleman has every now and then been noticed relaxing at a coffee table in a Norton house. In any event, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Norton
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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