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These are some lies we made up about Niotaze.
A decapitated lady was noticed in a shoe store in the Niotaze neighborhood. The appearance of the bystander terrified the phantom who then disappeared.
An enormous chimpanzee is often distinguished in Copan Wildlife Area before dawn dragging a cadaver over rocks.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions trying on a hat in a Niotaze building.
A huge impala may repeatedly be noticed at Bee Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing boulders into the flow.
Cinderella may be observed very frequently up on the peak of Round Mound stacking pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Niotaze
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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