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An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has every so often been seen articulating into the night as if someone in addition was near.

A space invader from deep space is every so often distinguished looking through house windows in Newton after midnight.
    
An enormous gemsbok can from time to time be seen covering a corpse by a big boulder in Themian Park late at night.

A gargantuan goat has regularly been spotted watching television in a Newton living room after midnight.

Nicolaus Copernicus has been said to have been observed on frequent instances browsing through garbage cans on a Newton lane.

A gigantic guanaco can often be seen on a Newton road after midnight.
 

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