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These are some lies we made up about Milton.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO was spotted performing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Milton flat.
The ghost of a gravely burned female has regularly been seen in the center of North Branch State Creek smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a man with a name etched into his arm is repeatedly distinguished in a Milton school in the early morning hours walking the corridors.
A very large burro has been said to have been noticed on a few instances in a mirror in a Milton home; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror.
An martian traveler from another solar system can be noticed very frequently in Cheney State Park by the park headquarters sobbing.
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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