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These are some lies we made up about Mc Farland.
An enormous lamb may be perceived very frequently in Clapboard Canyon on a dark night gazing.
A gigantic aoudad has once in a while been observed taking in the panorama at Alma City Dam on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has purportedly been spotted on many instances struggling to touch something in a raft on Alma City Reservoir.
The ghost of a waitress can from time to time be witnessed resting on the floor in a house in Mc Farland.
A centaur has regularly been spotted marching from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Mc Farland residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Farland
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Farland
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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