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These are some lies we made up about Manhattan.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief is regularly seen terrifying folks up on the apex of Longview Hill.
A gigantic finch has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions sitting at the kitchen counter in a Manhattan flat.
The martian technician of a flying saucer may repeatedly be noticed fly fishing from the shore of Fairman Lake at night.
An alien from the Moon can be noticed over and over again in a desolate zone near Manhattan.
A massive squirrel has sometimes been made out in Battery Park before dawn burying a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A huge bull is sometimes observed going crazy at Tuttle Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on numerous instances by Ashland Bottoms burrowing a crater.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady can now and then be perceived at Big Blue River before dawn tossing rocks into the flow.
An extremely large turtle
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was made out before dawn glancing across Eureka Valley.
A huge weasel came into sight waving to cars in the middle of a murky highway right next door to Manhattan.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft became visible by the entrance to Milford State Park downing water.
A massive platypus was noticed swallowing regular unleaded
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from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Manhattan.
An alien from Mars has often been witnessed walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a shady Manhattan road.
A giant colt has purportedly been made out on several instances gripping a human cranium in Homestead National Monument of America near the park headquarters.
A very large toad can regularly be made out staring through house windows in Manhattan late in the night.
The phantom of a young-looking female outfitted as a house keeper can be seen often watching cable in a Manhattan living room at night.
The ghost of a young cowboy is now and then spotted browsing through trash container on a Manhattan lane.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances on a Manhattan road after midnight.
A gigantic elk can now and then be witnessed looking at a woman sleeping in an armchair in a house in Manhattan.
An alien from another planet has regularly been spotted in a restaurant in the Manhattan neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Manhattan
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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