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A gargantuan bunny has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances mid stream in Little Beaver Creek slurping blood from a cup.
A woman afire, carrying a gas tank can once in a while be witnessed crawling up from a storm drain on a Ludell residential street very late at night. People say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Ludell a long time ago.
Aristotle was seen poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Ludell.
An ET from another galaxy was noticed performing a tune on a piano in a Ludell house.
An extraterrestrial emerged in a mirror in a Ludell flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Ludell
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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