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These are some lies we made up about Lorraine.
An enormous puma is known to have been seen on frequent occasions pacing through a Lorraine area cemetery.
The ghost of an elderly witch can often be observed calling names by the side of a wild highway close to Lorraine late at night. One of the local residents definitely says that this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Lorraine. Regardless of what people say, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
A giant lamb may be observed time and again by the entrance to Kanopolis State Park looking scary.
An alien from outer space has every so often been seen staying in a neglected building in Lorraine.
A very large eland has been perceived on a small number of instances mounted on a bike on a shady highway near Lorraine.
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Ghost Sightings From Lorraine
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Ghost Sightings From Lorraine
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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