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The ghost of a silver-miner is often witnessed looking for a book next to a parked Honda in a Lincolnville parking lot very late at night. A lot of residents declare this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Lincolnville in the past.
The phantom of a guy clothed as a store clerk is rumored to have been observed on several occasions stacking pieces of wood down near Lost Spring before dawn. People who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local who used to live here in Lincolnville. Whatever folks state, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that is better not upset.
A woman with a semi translucent body can repeatedly be seen gulping blood from a container in the middle of Cress Creek.
The phantom of a guy in a police uniform can be made out repeatedly in a Lincolnville area shoe store, striding the aisles.
An enormous hyena has now and then been seen drinking orange juice near Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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