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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a maid was perceived drifting down on Beaver Creek very late at night. The ghost waved to the viewer. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of a homeless guy was noticed climbing out of a storm drain on a Lincoln residential road at the stroke of midnight. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the thin air. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Lincoln some time ago. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
The spirit of a young cowboy has frequently been made out nosing around in mailboxes at night in Lincoln. Lots of people who live here assert this spirit enjoys startling foolhardy people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Lincoln.
The ghost of a coal-miner is frequently perceived shining a kerosene
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lamp in Glen Elder State Park at the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has been observed on one or two occasions in a Lincoln school around midnight wandering the corridors.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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