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These are some lies we made up about Kingman.
A female with the head of a demon is from time to time seen by Blue Stem Creek reading a tabloid.
An enormous hedgehog has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions grasping a human skull alongside a deserted road close to Kingman around midnight.
The ghost of a guy having half his head not there may once in a while be made out outside Cheney State Park weeping.
An ET from another galaxy has repeatedly been witnessed spending time in an empty structure in Kingman.
The ghost of a youthful woman sporting a blood-splattered dress is frequently made out standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Kingman.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous occasions being carried by a low rider on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Kingman.
A Brachiosaurus can repeatedly be witnessed in a trailer in Kingman.
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Ghost Sightings From Kingman
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Ghost Sightings From Kingman
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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