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These are some lies we made up about Kansas City.
The phantom of a man grasping a bloody axe is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Brenner Heights Creek. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you do not want to encounter at midnight.
A gargantuan prairie dog may once in a while be seen in Happy Hollow on a dark night annihilating a book.
An enormous addax was distinguished in Bethany Park after midnight guzzling blood from a beaker.
A space alien from planet Mercury materialized throwing stones into Big Eleven Lake around midnight.
The spirit of a civil war soldier was distinguished sitting on a sofa in a residence in Kansas City. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the night. It's been claimed that this individual ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Kansas City some time ago.
The phantom of a man with names cut into his cheek
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emerged guzzling orange juice underneath a streetlight in Kansas City. Alarmed by the watchers the ghost withdrew into the shadows. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A space man from another planet was noticed walking from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours before
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sunrise on a Kansas City lane.
The ghost of the driver of a train was seen by Black Swan Dam late at night staring at the water. When spotted the ghost came near the observer who then escaped. Anyhow, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been seen trying to locate a man by Goose Island.
A woman lacking a head is frequently spotted rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Kansas City apartment in the early morning hours. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who are fearless enough to upset the calm in Kansas City. In any case, this ghost sure is scary; one that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Neptune can regularly be observed relaxing at the dining table in a Kansas City flat.
A gargantuan rat can be noticed time and again quite near the entrance to Hillsdale Lake struggling
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Ghost Sightings From Kansas City
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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