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These are some lies we made up about Home.
A gargantuan elephant is frequently distinguished stacking pieces of wood next to a lamppost in Home.
A Yeti has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions at Dog Walk Creek at the stroke of midnight flinging stones into the current.
A space alien from outer space can repeatedly be perceived going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Home home around midnight.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been noticed relaxing at a coffee table in a Home flat.
A woman with an axe in her head is sometimes seen gazing at people in a Home mobile home through a door crack. Residents who have perceived this ghost say this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Home. Whatever people articulate, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you would not want to come across at night.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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