Hoisington   These are some lies we made up about Hoisington. A big frightening monster came into view in the early morning hours hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy highway close to Hoisington. A space alien from another world was seen in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.      An enormous gopher was witnessed trimming bushes in the back garden of an apartment in Hoisington. Ferdinand Magellan has often been observed relaxing in a beanbag in a building in Hoisington. An ET is repeatedly observed reading a newspaper beside a streetlight in Hoisington. An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances walking from building to building before sunrise on a Hoisington residential street.   More Lies About Hoisington On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Hoisington Submit a lie about Hoisington, Kansas: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Kansas Fun things to do in and near Hoisington.   Cardinal Lanes,  Bowling, Hoisington, 6 miles away Walnut Mini-Golf,  Mini Golf, Great Bend, 13 miles away Walnut Bowl,  Bowling, Great Bend, 13 miles away The Wetlands at Great Bend,  Amusement Park, Great Bend, 14 miles away BRIT Spaugh Zoo,  Zoo, Great Bend, 14 miles away Other untruthful towns near Hoisington, Kansas: Olmitz, Kansas, 6 miles away Great Bend, Kansas, 14 miles away Albert, Kansas, 15 miles away Otis, Kansas, 15 miles away Russell, Kansas, 15 miles away Bunker Hill, Kansas, 17 miles away Pawnee Rock, Kansas, 19 miles away Gorham, Kansas, 19 miles away Claflin, Kansas, 21 miles away Walker, Kansas, 21 miles away Ghost Sightings From Hoisington