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These are some lies we made up about Hesston.
Cinderella was witnessed flinging bricks into the stream at Dry Creek in the early morning hours.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso was noticed swallowing gasoline from a gas pump at a fuel station in Hesston. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the bystanders. Nevertheless, this is an unsympathetic spirit that should be stayed away from.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been perceived chatting into the thin air as if somebody else was near.
A lady's body with a dog's head is repeatedly witnessed walking a Pit Bull before dawn on a murky Hesston road.
A moderately rotten human corpse has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances right by the entrance to Cheney State Park screaming at the watcher to go away. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Hesston many years ago.
A huge pony can regularly be perceived looking through mobile
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home windows in Hesston very late at night.
The ghost of a grower sporting a worn hat may be distinguished very frequently piling bricks right by the entrance to Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve. A lot of people who live here say this ghost loves scaring foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Hesston.
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Ghost Sightings From Hesston
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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