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These are some lies we made up about Hanover.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been observed on frequent instances hauling a dead body through some bushes in Hollenberg Ranch State Park before dawn.
A centaur can frequently be noticed at Beaver Creek very late at night chucking pebbles into the water.
The phantom of an aged lady grasping a revolver can be observed over and over again in a Hanover mobile home.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has now and then been perceived coming into sight in a restroom mirror. Many folks who live here allege this ghost may be a recognized former time local of Hanover. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a terrifying phantom that should be avoided.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is every so often observed relaxing in a chair in a home in close proximity to Hanover.
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Ghost Sightings From Hanover
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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