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These are some lies we made up about Halstead.
A scary beast was observed on a Halstead lane at night. The appearance of the watcher frightened the ghost who then faded away.
An alien from planet Neptune showed up at Black Kettle Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking rocks into the flowing water.
A big creepy dragon was noticed looking at a person slumbering on a mattress in a mobile home in Halstead.
A giant capybara was noticed in a restaurant in the Halstead area.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has frequently been seen screaming in Harvey County Park late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Halstead
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Ghost Sightings From Halstead
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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