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These are some lies we made up about Greeley.
A sizeable menacing giant has once in a while been seen by Dry Branch smoking a pipe.
A gargantuan bighorn is from time to time noticed climbing up from a storm drain on a Greeley residential road before dawn.
An enormous capybara is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions performing a melody on a harmonica in a Greeley mobile home.
The ghost of an 8 feet tall massive man may now and then be seen in a Greeley highschool before sunrise walking the hallways. Local people allege that this phantom gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Greeley. No matter what people utter, it certainly is a chilling ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a teenage girl was noticed in a mirror in a Greeley mobile home; the spirit was solely observable in the mirror. The arrival of the observer scared the ghost who then vanished. A local woman says that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Greeley.
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Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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