Goff

 
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The ghost of a planter wearing a farmer hat is once in a while made out pulling a body from the chilly water of Honey Creek at the stroke of midnight. Residents here who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost could be a famous yesteryear dweller of Goff. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is better not disturbed.

The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on many occasions heaving pieces of wood under a streetlamp in Goff.

A very large yak can every now and then be observed marching from trailer to trailer around midnight on a Goff avenue.
    
A gigantic jerboa was observed going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Goff mobile home at the stroke of midnight.

An martian traveler from another world emerged seated at the dining table in a Goff flat.

 

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