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These are some lies we made up about Goddard.
A minotaur became visible by a guy fishing by a lake in close proximity to Goddard.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was witnessed guzzling paint in a rubber boat on Lake Waltanna.
The phantom of a train driver showed up in Lake Afton County Park before dawn hauling a body over rocks. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional sightings of this particular ghost.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer was witnessed in the center of Afton Creek conversing into the night. This is one of those spirits that is spotted very frequently in the vicinity.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been perceived sitting on a sofa in a residence in Goddard.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cord around her neck has been said to have been perceived on several occasions searching for another ghost beneath a streetlamp in Goddard.
A gentleman
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without a head can regularly be made out strolling from home to home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Goddard residential road. Scores of local residents allege this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Goddard local resident.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been noticed
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in Cheney State Park outside the park headquarters gazing.
An unbelievably bloodcurdling ghost is every so often observed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Goddard house at night. In any case, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A very large argali has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Goddard residence.
An extremely large mongoose may sometimes be observed gazing at people in a Goddard mobile home through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Goddard

Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito. Arthur talks to a guy in a bar - Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once? Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there. Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming? - No I haven't. - Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either. Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess? - Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things. Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race. - Wow Arthur! Did you win? - No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid. - Ok now, what's your name. - Arthur without a ''Z'' mam. - There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir. That's right mam. Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice. - Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology. The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show. - I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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