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A massive rabbit has from time to time been noticed throwing boulders into the current at Middle Bitter Creek before dawn.
An armed forces uniform strolling about without a body in it is occasionally made out strolling next to a desolate road close to Geuda Springs.
The ghost of an awfully burned lady is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions becoming visible in a restroom mirror. According to what the local residents say, this ghost may well be a celebrated days gone by native of Geuda Springs. Nevertheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from the Moon may every so often be seen at night pursuing a passing Chevy on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Geuda Springs.
The ghost of a gentleman with a word engraved into his back was perceived in the rear seat of a VW by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror on a dark night. Additional folks in close proximity have had similar events involving a very similar ghost.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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