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  My girl friend Vanessa knows how to fly like a bird and she has a dog that knows how to sing. Vanessa will be 18 next month and then she and her singing dog are going to join the circus in Florida. Then when we get rich we are going to start our own circus.
Submitted by Tommy
       Categories: girls, dogs, birds


I went to sit in my backyard patio last year to drink my iced tea. There sat president George Washington in my favorite chair with a proud look on his face. I then saw he had an ax and had chopped down two of my rose bushes and my pear tree.
    I yelled at him you get out of my yard, you old bugger, or I'm calling the police. He took off running and I haven't seen him since.
Submitted by Elizabeth
       Categories: face, yard, tree


When I was about 5 yrs old now im 12 I saw abraham lincoin at my yard I couldn't believe my eyes until I went up to him and said hi and his eyes were poped out and bloody.
Submitted by Vanessa
       Categories: yard, eyes
 

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