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These are some lies we made up about Galva.
A massive bull has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances in a mirror in a Galva building; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
Aristotle can regularly be seen in an apartment near Galva.
A gigantic chameleon can be seen time and again hauling a corpse across the ground in Sunflower Triangle very late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has every so often been spotted in a Galva area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A space man from another solar system is occasionally noticed in Kanopolis State Park at the ranger station shifting orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Galva
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Ghost Sightings From Galva
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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