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The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is known to have been noticed on numerous instances on the water's edge of Lowell Reservoir thinking.

A guy with a large hole through his upper body may regularly be noticed in Chitwood Hollow around midnight frightening folks. Locals here allege that this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a former Galena local resident. Whatever folks articulate, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that you do not want to come across late at night.

A female's body having a dog's head can be seen very often screaming people's names by Brush Creek. A local alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Galena long ago.

The Pied Piper has now and then been perceived in McClelland Park before dawn pulling a dead body over rocks.

A gigantic warthog is once in a while distinguished at Grand Falls Dam late in the night enjoying the vista.

An extremely large lynx has purportedly
 
    been spotted on a few instances on a Galena road in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A medusa can once in a while be spotted suspended in the air like a balloon in Galena.

A somewhat decayed human body has regularly been perceived staring at an old man slumbering on the floor in a building in Galena. One of the residents decisively
  claims that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who have the courage to disturb the calm in Galena. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.

A giant mandrill is often observed in a hardware store in the Galena area.

An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances trying on clothes in a Galena home.

A space alien from the Moon may frequently be observed quite near the entrance to George Washington Carver National Monument trying to locate an object.


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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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