|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Fort Scott.
The ghost of a planter having on a hat materialized in a clothing store in the Fort Scott area. When the viewer appeared the phantom ran off. Folks who have perceived this phantom say this phantom enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking phantoms in Fort Scott.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown was witnessed throwing bricks into the flow at Buck Run late at night. The spirit spoke of avenging a slaying. Folks here say that this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Fort Scott before the present.
A guy with a machete in his head was seen in Bridal Veil Park after midnight turning toward the observer. The witness freaked out and fled. A local asserts that this ghost could be a distinguished former time local of Fort Scott.
The ghost of a mailman was noticed looking at the vista at Fort Scott Municipal Dam before dawn. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the witness. One of
| |
|
the people who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Fort Scott. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a donkey has frequently been seen trying on clothes in a Fort Scott trailer.
| |
| |
Several of the folks who live in this town assert this phantom is the undead spirit of a long departed Fort Scott local.
An extremely large chinchilla is repeatedly noticed up on the summit of Vetters Hill chucking pebbles.
A space man from the Moon has purportedly been seen on several instances excavating an opening quite near the entrance to Crawford State Park.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword may be witnessed time and again scrambling up from a storm drain on a Fort Scott residential road in the early morning hours. No matter what people articulate, it's a terrifying spirit that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a woman having satanic symbols etched into her arm has every now and then been witnessed poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Fort Scott.
Goldilocks has been seen on several instances dining on a slice of pizza at George Washington Carver National Monument.
An alien from outer space may once in a while be seen performing a tune on a piano in a Fort Scott home.
A
|
|
space alien has often been perceived in a mirror in a Fort Scott residence; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Fort Scott
Submit a lie about Fort Scott, Kansas:
Other untruthful towns near Fort Scott, Kansas:
Garland, Kansas, 6 miles away
Redfield, Kansas, 9 miles away
Fulton, Kansas, 10 miles away
Arcadia, Kansas, 11 miles away
Arma, Kansas, 14 miles away
Mulberry, Kansas, 15 miles away
Farlington, Kansas, 16 miles away
Franklin, Kansas, 16 miles away
Mapleton, Kansas, 16 miles away
Prescott, Kansas, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Kansas
|
Ghost Sightings From Fort Scott
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
MORE JOKES
|
