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These are some lies we made up about Fairview.
A guy with a big hole through his chest has occasionally been noticed staring at people in a Fairview trailer through a keyhole.
A Chupacabra is now and then observed at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Cedar Creek.
An enormous finch can from time to time be perceived trying to flag down cars along a murky highway near Fairview.
A space man from Jupiter was witnessed drinking fuel from a pump at a fueling station in Fairview.
A big terrifying beast came into view flickering a lantern in Big Lake State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairview
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Ghost Sightings From Fairview
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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